These shoes should come with a warning because they’re so bedazzled, I truly believe they could blind you. Have at it.
Be still my beating heart. I have just found your embellished clutch and I’m pretty sure you made it especially for me. I know you haven’t had a chance to hand it over yet, but I appreciate that you’re a busy woman. As am I.
Back to the clutch. This thing of insane beauty (congratulations) ticks all my boxes, big time.
One, it has giant embellished lips, hearts and matchsticks. I don’t quite get the matchsticks but I’ll let you off. You clearly thought they related to me in some way, to which I am honoured.
Two, it’s glitzy. If there’s one thing you know about me Stella, it’s that I love a bit of sparkle. You’re appealing to my Magpie-like tendencies here and I like it.
And finally, well I don’t have a third reason other than the fact that it would go with every item in my wardrobe, from jeans to cocktail dresses.
Stella, I salute you lady.
My mind is blown.
Yours sincerely, faithfully and with many kind regards,
*cough* who you designed the clutch for *cough*
P.S the clutch is available from Farfetch here.